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Announcement! I have set a whole bunch of my pinboard bookmarks, which were set to private to avoid spoiling people for Avengers, to public. They can be found at my Avengers tag, but will not show up if you're just watching the feed, since they're backdated. (I think.)

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Later, a poll on which Avenger has the best hair
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I like listening to /report, even though I sometimes find myself disagreeing with them so fundamentally I have to stop myself from writing letters-to-the-editor style odes on Why You Don't Get It, It's Not Like That.

Finally, a letter I have failed to prevent myself from writing, and, bizarrely enough, it's not the No, I Disagree With Your Feminist Interpretation of Sherlock letter, but rather it's You Just Don't Get Loki!, a character I had actually not thought I cared that much about.

In the podcast, the /report crew argue that Loki's actions don't make sense, which, on the one hand, duh, and on the other hand, I disagree! So I am giving My Thoughts On Loki, a subject only slightly less important to the world than Yaoi.

This is basically a braindump on the character of Loki, both as depicted in Thor, and The Avengers, and as interpreted by fandom. )

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Oh my god, where is the AU where Bucky is a girl? I have SO MANY FEELINGS.

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My new favourite in fic writers who just don't deal with a character's disability: reference to Fury's "eyes."

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...So, when does one stop being careful not to spoil people for Avengers in one's pinboard notes?

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Reviews: Mira Grant, Rachel Caine, Thea Harrison
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Feed: ★★★☆☆ )

Serpent's Kiss (Elder Races, #3): ★★★☆☆ )

Dragon Bound (Elder Races, #1): ★★★☆☆ )

Glass Houses (The Morganville Vampires, #1): ★★★★☆ )

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Sign I may have been sucked in
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I am feeling FOND of the pairing names, for shame )

UGH.

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His hair is full of secrets!
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Things about the Avengers movie which it occurs to me I wished to say, but missed in my previous post.

shoe spoilers! )

product placements: not actually spoilers )

The MPAA doesn't speak British )

Also, man, how did they get Loki's hair to do that? Was it a wig, or eight million extensions? Either way, I really like how bird-like it makes him look.

ETA: Spear/SHIELD-carriers )

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Worst clunker: "Damn sure we'll avenge it."
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So, I went to see the Avengers movie (in glorious 2D) with [personal profile] aphelant, and it was basically everything I wanted.

Well, I mean, they could have replaced 20% of the explosions with random scenes of the Avengers doing each others' hair and sitting on couches together, and it would have been, literally everything I wanted, but it probably would have been indecent to be that happy in public, so perhaps just as well.

Pole-arm vocabulary spoilers. Is that a thing? )

slightly more like actual spoilers )

odd plot choices )

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Male lust: qualitatively different
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For reasons I prefer not to examine too closely, I've been reading a bunch of paranormal romances. (Curse you, downloadable library ebooks!) The more tawdry of them have a quirk of using "male" as an adjective to obliquely signify the arousal of the (female) POV character, as in (semi-made-up) 'for an instant, his gold-coin eyes blazed hot with male interest.'

You guys, "male interest"? I'm sorry, but if I try to think of an interest or way of expressing interest that is characterized by its maleness, all I can think of is an erection, and if you've got an erection blazing in your eyes... well, I dunno.

Having done a quick search for "male", here are the usages in this text:
how many of these sound like a euphemism for 'erection'? )

I think it annoys me because these things are intangibles, and the text is using "male" to mean "sexy," but I guess maybe that's fair, given that this is het porn? Bah.

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